No honey, that’s not good news. That’s GREAT news.

Wife: We just picked up a new account.
Me: Anyone good?
Wife: Alex and Alexa. They sell designer clothes for children.
Me: Oh.
Wife: they have Dolce and Gabbana, Versace, Stella McCartney, all in little baby sizes!
Me: Sounds lovely.
Wife: And I’m sure I’ll be able to get a discount!