USDA Prime inside skirt steak marinated in olive oil and Lambrusco vinegar, hamburger made with custom grind of short ribs, sirloin and brisket, homemade organic peanut butter.
Moe and I were at the pet store buying some organic duck breast strips. I set him on the counter while I fished for my wallet.
Cashier: Oh, how sweet. Can I give him a treat?
Me: Of course. He’s a god boy.
She pulled out a milk bone
Me: Hey, he doesn’t really eat those.
Moe took it from her anyway
Cashier: See, he likes it! It’s liver flavored.
Moe dropped it on the counter, raised his leg and peed on it.
Me: Oh, sorry. But he really doesn’t like those.