Talking about the VMA’s with the wife and she reminded me that Moe hung out with Lady Gaga. He’s also spent time with Beyonce, Queen Latifah, and Rihanna. Quite the player, that little guy.
We bought a rug for the nursery, and when it arrived we unrolled it in the living room to air out. Moe loved it. He basically lived on it for a week until we moved it into the nursery. For the next few days he kept coming back to where the rug used to be and looking around with a puzzled expression. He was extremely bummed out about losing it.
That was about a month ago. Yesterday, with no explanation, an identical rug was delivered to our apartment. We’re pretty sure that Moe learned how to use the internets and swiped one of our credit cards.
Moe and I were at the pet store buying some organic duck breast strips. I set him on the counter while I fished for my wallet.
Cashier: Oh, how sweet. Can I give him a treat?
Me: Of course. He’s a god boy.
She pulled out a milk bone
Me: Hey, he doesn’t really eat those.
Moe took it from her anyway
Cashier: See, he likes it! It’s liver flavored.
Moe dropped it on the counter, raised his leg and peed on it.
Me: Oh, sorry. But he really doesn’t like those.