dailyseinfeld:

Jerry: Hello Newman. Newman: Hello Jerry.Seth: And don’t forget your steamed broccoli. Jerry: Hold it, Newman, you wouldn’t eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce.Newman: I love broccoli, its good for you. Jerry: Really? Then maybe you’d like to have a piece?Newman: Gladly.  [Newman spits it out] Newman: Vile weed! Jerry: It’s Kramer isn’t it? The greasy door knob the constant licking of the fingers, he’s hooked to the chicken isn’t he?Newman: Yes, now please. Someone, honey mustard.
(via The Chicken Roaster)


Pretty much any time a vegetable crosses my lips, no matter how delicious, I make one of two exclamations.  Either “Vile Weed” or “This is what food eats”.

dailyseinfeld:

Jerry: Hello Newman.
Newman: Hello Jerry.
Seth: And don’t forget your steamed broccoli.
Jerry: Hold it, Newman, you wouldn’t eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce.
Newman: I love broccoli, its good for you.
Jerry: Really? Then maybe you’d like to have a piece?
Newman: Gladly.
[Newman spits it out]
Newman: Vile weed!
Jerry: It’s Kramer isn’t it? The greasy door knob the constant licking of the fingers, he’s hooked to the chicken isn’t he?
Newman: Yes, now please. Someone, honey mustard.

(via The Chicken Roaster)

Pretty much any time a vegetable crosses my lips, no matter how delicious, I make one of two exclamations. Either “Vile Weed” or “This is what food eats”.

(via crepesofwrath)