Nothing gets me crazier than people who park cars straddling two spaces. I see it too frequently in my neighborhood, usually when I am cruising for too long looking for a spot for my car. Coming home last night there was a highly polished BMW 7 series doing just that right in front of my building.
I caught a mouse overnight, so this morning I took a piece of paper and scrawled the word “You” and an arrow pointing left, then left it and the dead mouse’s corpse under the BMW owning pricks windshield wiper. I hope he spends many nights worrying about that.