wentdog:
“And then the Lord sayeth, ‘Fuck it, I’ll allow a murderer to play in the Super Bowl.’ Then I was all like ‘hallelujah!’ and shit.”
“And unto them deer antler spray was born, and they placed it under their tongues, and in it they found strength”
Life as a location scout. Some days you're received like Ed McMahon, other days you're Willy Loman.