Come on, who amongst us has not used a fake dead girlfriend to get something we wanted. I mean, everyone does that, right?
I knew it!!! You’re too perfect.
So awesome. Just so you guys know, Jess isn’t real either. I made her up.
Oh god my sister is going to shit a chicken, she love(s/d) him
I just finished reading this. Hoooooly shit.
Come on, who amongst us has not used a fake dead girlfriend to get something we wanted. I mean, everyone does that,...
Holy shit. Holy shit. The girlfriend he claimed had died during the season apparently wasn’t real.
I walk around and meet people. Take some pictures, make some deals. Mostly New York City but I roam sometimes.
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