Fuck Nassau County

Seriously, fuck that place. Some of the highest taxes in the country. Terrible traffic, consisting mostly of frustrated un-fucked suburban housewives tailgating you in monstrously oversized SUV’s. Can’t hold onto a hockey team. Chock full of ugly-ass strip malls. Worst of all, no dogs allowed in any county park. You kidding me? Go fuck yourself, Nassau County. You deserved to lose the Islanders.