drew-f:

productiveouts:

John Lowenstein
“Hello. I’m here to kidnap your child play baseball.”
DADHAT: 60
DERP: 45
MUSTACHE: 60
CREEPINESS: 80
Career bWAR: 8.1 

Dr.  Strangeglove!

Saw him play at the old Municipal Stadium many times.

drew-f:

productiveouts:

John Lowenstein

“Hello. I’m here to kidnap your child play baseball.”

DADHAT: 60

DERP: 45

MUSTACHE: 60

CREEPINESS: 80

Career bWAR: 8.1 

Dr. Strangeglove!

Saw him play at the old Municipal Stadium many times.