…and a frigging attitude. Look, I get it, you’ve got lovely features and photograph quite nicely. That doesn’t mean I’m hitting on you, or even being the slightest bit flirtatious when I grunt good morning at you. I do the same to the owner of any dog Moe plays with in the morning. Frankly if you didn’t have a dog you wouldn’t have gotten a second glance. You’ve got the body of a scarecrow and the personality to match.