I’ve reached my limit at work: “I’m gonna flash ‘em, Joe!”
Getting ready to go out: “Putting on the foil.”
For a million situations: “You go to box, you feel shame.” (paraphrased)
Upon being introduced to any Canadian: “You know Toe Blake?”
Also: calling anyone who is an oversized asshole Ogie Oglethorpe.
Everything I need to know about life, I learned from watching Slap Shot.
On the struggles of youth: ‘Oh this young man has had a trying rookie season.’
When asked for a drink order, ‘gimme a grape or an orange, but none of that stinkin’ root beer!’
When something is terrible: ‘what’d you get for this, a used puck bag?’
and of course, ‘Dave’s a mess’ and ‘All I can get!’
Slap Shot is the best.
It happens sometimes, people just explode.
She’ll take the bus, she’s a rock
Day, night, doesn’t mean shit
Ordinary fucking people. I hate em.
I blame society. Society made me what I am.It’s all about Repo Man for me.