There is a restaurant in Beijing

spiritguide:

where they only serve penis.

Yak penis, deer penis, seal penis, snake penis.

I don’t know if I want to go or not. Generally actual phalluses appeal to me but I’m not so sure about ingesting them.

I have eaten Yak penis. It was boiled and sliced thick. Not overly tasty and very spongy and hard to chew. You aren’t missing anything by not having that penis in your mouth.