There will be blood. There will be salt. There will be various grains.
Now accepting nominations for the Big Cracker Bracket. Email your nominations to firstname.lastname@example.org NOW.
Two #1 seeds set so far: Triscuit and Wheat Thins. There can be only one.
Tournament size and length will depend largely on response and whether or not I get bored of this mini-meme by tomorrow.
Please. Everyone knows the Ritz is the king of the crackers.