The Members Working Girl I probably should have...
Watching Raiders of the Lost Ark with my wife
Me: My God, the first time I saw this in the theatre, it was just the most amazing thing I ever experienced. Wife: Yeah well since then you’ve had a blowjob, so move on.
Steve Earle Before They Make Me Run
Coffee on a wind blown veranda overlooking the Caribbean Sea. Skinny dipping on a stunning white sand beach. Watching a giant leatherback sea turtle lay eggs. Finding delicious Carolina style pulled pork at a roadside stand. Finding the sketchy part of town and scoring herb. Petting feral horses on the beach. Sucking down margaritas poolside at a luxury resort. Eating the freshest...
Calling my shot
Mark it down: one week from tonight the Cleveland Browns take Mo Claiborne, CB from LSU, as the fourth pick in the 2012 NFL Draft.
Wavves King of the Beach Oh yeah, this time...
The Third Shift: a review of "Girls" in simple,... →
thethirdshift: I’m not the target demographic at all but I knew that going in. I still thought it was funny in more places than I expected it to be, especially looking at our own social networking hierarchy as opposed to actual contact. I’m not sure if Dunham & Co. are supposed to be honestly portraying the… I felt a little ambivalent as I was expecting that I would hate the show...
Mike wanted it known that he died as a result of... →
Louis Prima The Happy Wanderer
bendawson asked: I stepped into his swing and he grazed the left side of my head, then put a right into his stomach, put him down with a standing leg sweep, kicked him in the stomach, and drug him out of her house by his shirt. I left him in his car for the night without his keys. I haven't heard back to make sure he left this morning, so that's worrying me.
MSNBC is a joke
Watching it only as we’re sitting in a waiting room and the show is a round table discussion on the gun epidemic in the United States. One of the participants is Mark Bittman, and every time he speaks he is identified as a writer for The New York Times. Mark Bittman writes the cooking column for the Times.
Her new show, Girls, has gotten more hype than Jesus would have if he came back to earth on a PPV special promoted by Don King and Donald Trump. I hope it’s that good, but I really, really doubt that it will be. She might have benefitted from a softer opening than this.
The Cabin in the Woods
Okay, that was pretty fun. Some good scares, some good laughs. The more of a horror geek you are the more you’ll get out of it. Definitely worth seeing, as is everything Richard Jenkins does.
That house is totally Huxtable. That means like the Huxtable family, as...– Biz Markie
Biz Markie is on Celebrity House Hunters
Best thing ever
Oh to be a fact checker on that one
A Jeopardy answer just stated that Sofia Vergara is a natural blonde.
Os Mutantes She’s my Shoo Shoo Indeed she...
Figuring this marriage thing out
Wife: So when is the NFL Draft? Me: The 26th. Wife: The day after we get back from Vieques. Well that’s a nice coincidence for you. Me: Indeed. Wife: Wait a second, did you plan our vacation around the NFL Draft? You son of a bitch. Me: I don’t know what you’re talking about, but what a happy accident.
of course this "adult" has spoken at TED. →
jerkwheatery: She talks in a baby voice doesn’t she? I’m just gonna assume yes. Going to start my own kickstarter to raise money for enough napalm to wipe out the rainbow parade and anyone in it. If I raise enough I can also desecrate her grave after.
brevetcaptain: passthemike replied to your post: Good lord. Victor Martinez Right. A trade of meh proportions. Yeah, it was sad to see VMart go but the trade made sense. At least Masterson isn’t playing under an false identity.
I was turning left onto Broadway this morning (with the green arrow) when some total jackass on a bicycle blew the red light and came flying through the intersection towards me. I stomped on the brakes and narrowly avoided turning him into a grease spot. As he shot past my wife recognized him as Bravo’s own Andy Cohen, the man responsible for all of the “Real Housewives”...
These are the things that keep me up at night
Finally made it to Mile End deli in Brooklyn today. I know, very late on this one. Had the beef on Weck sandwich which was delicious. Kobe sirloin au jus on a house made doughy carraway roll. Just superior in every way. However… I ordered it without the suggested horseradish sauce. Ate it, loved it. But I shot up screaming in the night realizing that I should have ordered the sauce...
Received the gift of several vials of lovely African spices via the former French Colonies, brought here for us from Metz, France. Starting to explore uses and would love any suggestions. We got: Baies Roses (Red Peppercorns) Masyale (looks/smells like a form of masala) Herb de Provence (know what to do with these) Persil (rough chopped unidentified green herb) Paella Lin (some sort of...
I took the clear crayon and wrote “Baby Jesus” and drew crosses on all of the eggs before we died them.
I woke up ten minutes late, so I get a bonus ten minutes to get ready– My Wife apparently still not grasping how this whole “time” concept works