Anonymous asked: What do you do for a living? Seems like you're leading a pretty enjoyable lifestyle in NY!
Moe gets beef flavored painkillers?
And he can lick his own balls? Guy has it made.
Ok, now THAT was funny
I just saw two police officers pull over a bicyclist aat the corner of St. Marks and Second Ave for speeding. The bike rider proceeded to curse them out loudly for the entire traffic stop. The officers stood and calmly wrote him a ticket as he excoriated them, insulting their mothers, questioning their heterosexuality, and ranting about the NYPD in general. As they were getting back in the...
Yes, I am a terrible person
My biggest irritant about the neighborhood is weekend parking. I’ll put up with the hordes of drunken idiots puking all over the sidewalks in the East Village on Friday nights. I’ll close the windows when wasted girls shriek at three in the morning. I’ll walk away from the idiots who clumsily try to grab my dog without asking late at night. But the parking situation is too...
Lee Hazelwood Aint No Train To Stockholm
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Things that turn me on
My Wife’s voice as she reserves us a table at Bar Amaracain for Friday night.
Had the great pleasure of attending my first Rangers game of the season. Watched them aggressively forecheck and dominate the game but still only squeak out a win on a late goal. So many lovely things about the evening. It was my wifey’s first Ranger game. My friend (and gracious host) Dylan brought his son Dylan, Jr. to see his first game and I got to experience that. The capper,...
Had the great pleasure of seeing my first live Rangers game of the season tonight as they squeaked one out against the Panthers. There were so many wonderful things about the evening. Took my wifey to her first Rangers game. Sat in a box with my buddy (and gracious host) Dylan as he brought his boy Dylan, Jr. to see his first live game as well. My pal Chuck and his girlfriend Wendy came as...
Oh Shake Shack, how I love you so...
Palladium Liz Brady
Haunted Shane MacGowan and Sinead...
10 Minutes of commercials
on the blu-ray disc of “The Town” that I got from Netflix. You can’t skip past them or even fast forward your way through. Jesu Christo folks, this is what makes people justify stealing your movies. I already paid for Netflix, I don’t need the advertising as well.
Went to Whole Foods, Faicco’s Pork Store, Murray’s Cheese and Amy’s Bread. Just waiting for Moe to finish his aromatherapy and my errands for the day are done.
Brooklyn Glutton: CANTINA ROYAL -- Superior... →
brooklynglutton: For those of you who were troubled by our last post, have no fear because The Glutton is alive and well and continuing to keep you up to date on the latest and greatest dining adventures for city dwellers. The quiet opening of the new Williamsburg Mexican restaurant, CANTINA ROYAL, is… Very high on my list of places to eat.
Won't you be my neighbor
Moe and I took our first long walk of the early Spring this evening and it brought back a rush of emotions. I sometimes forget how much I love living in the East Village. It’s been home for twenty five years now, and I’m still here. Not many places I’d rather be. Sure Anguilla or Nevis are paradise for a short time. To live though, this is the place. What set me off was so...
Maybe it’s just that my office is right off Fifth Avenue, but St. Patrick’s Day is bugging the shit out of me right now. Next Columbus Day I’m dressing up like Snooki, pissing down my own leg and staggering drunkenly through the streets yelling “Viva Italia!” Maybe I’ll even fashion a g-string out of a slice of pepperoni pizza.
spinning-around: fuckyeahawesomehouses: Wouldn’t you love to go to a party here? Um, I have. But you knew I was going to say that.
Start beating the drums, The Tribe is on the...
Event: Cleveland Indians at New York Yankees Tickets Venue: Yankee Stadium, Bronx, NY Date: 06-12-2011 01:05 PM EST (Event time subject to change. Check local listings.) Quantity: 2 Section: Field Outfield 129 Row: 4
Well that was an interesting day
People I either saw or directly interacted with yesterday: Louis CK John Stamos John Bon Jovi Mayor Bloomberg Ryan Seacrest Lea Michelle Hillary Swank
Not white people problems
Me: “You have family back home?” Yemeni Cashier: “So far.”
Thank you, LeBron, you gave us a gift after all →
As if choking in the playoffs and “The Decision” weren’t bad enough, now you make me root for Joachim Noah?
About to fire up Iron Man II
Hope this isn’t a mistake.
Schoolly D Saturday Night Going old school...
iTunes genius has been huffing glue
How do I start with “Bring the Noise” (PE, NOT PE/Anthrax) and get: Ace of Spades (Motorhead) Jailbreak (Thin Lizzy) Institutionalized (Suicidal Tendencies) Bark at the Moon (Ozzy Osbourne)
is receiving a sympathy card for your Father who wound up, you know, living.
I was invited to a sex toy party at the Senior...
kimalah: Damn straight I’m going. I shall sit at the feet of my elders and listen as they impart their wisdom. Pics or it didn’t…you know what, nevermind.
Catching up on my photo blog →
Feel free to drop by; I’m hoping to publish it with a renewed energy and vigor.