November 2011
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Scientific proof that the Bengals are a bunch of... →
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My Sauce Recipe
It’s always evolving, but here is the most recent version:
4 Large cans tomatoes (1000 gram, or roughly 2lb 3 oz per can)
-get the best tomatoes you can find. I prefer La Valle San Marzano, which come with the DOP certification.
3 full heads of garlic, minced (yes, three full heads)
2 large onions, minced
½ cup good olive oil
2 pounds meatballs
2 large pieces pork brasciole
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Best touchdown celebration ever →
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So it begins
Meatballs are browning in olive oil. Two large onions and two whole heads of garlic are minced. Brasciole is coming to room temperature. Parsley and basil are cleaned and chopped. It’s going to be a good day.
Moe is already pacing expectantly. Going to be a while yet, little man.
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Put the computer down and back away from the...
I have posted and quickly deleted a few things tonight, including some prurient thoughts involving Kat and Nat in Thor and a Special Olympics joke about the tOSU-Michigan game.
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The wide ranging travels of Moe H, Esq.
11/14 San Francisco Staying in a suite at the W, ordering in from room service and hitting some fashion events
11/20 New York City Back in the East Village with Mom and Dad, having some lovely romantic evenings
11/24 Bronx Big Italian Thanksgiving celebration with all the in-laws
11/26 Pittsburgh Moving in with Daddy for a month. You can either find me in my trailer or at Craft Services,...
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Moe moves to the Burgh
Moe has been living in NYC with my wife for the last five months and has gotten snotty and soft. He now whimpers when he wants something. If you are in bed eating he will walk right over and attempt to pluck food out of your damn mouth. He used to look up at me and await my permission before attacking his bowl, now I have to alpha his fuzzy little butt into waiting on my command. Bastard spent...
Suck it, Pennsylvania State Troopers
You motherfuckers pulled over nine people (that I saw) while driving from NYC to Pittsburgh today. That’s nine people you pulled over and ticketed who were driving home during daylight hours on a holiday weekend. Certainly they were all speeding, and you were technically correct in pulling them over. Traffic was dense enough, however, on a two lane highway that there is no possibility...
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Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
The screening invitations just came out, and I have to say the mere thought of this film makes me ill. I mean, really? A coming of age story set in the aftermath of 9/11. Directed by Stephen Daldry, the cinematic criminal behind the greatly overhyped “The Hours” and the execrable “The Reader”. Starring increasingly Oscar-desperate Tom Hanks and Sandra Bullock? While I,...
Happy Thanksgiving
animalsbeingdicks:
Gobble-gobble, motherf*cker.
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Grady Sizemore re-signs with Indians
Unfortunately he sprained his wrist while signing the contract and was placed on the 60 day DL.
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you don't care about my picks
Profit for the year is 1,463.16
Four team seven point tease last week:
Ravens pick ‘em
Jags +7
Dallas -1
49ers -3
betting four hundred to make eight hundred
Profit for the year is 2,263.16
Three team road warrior Thanksgiving parlay:
Packers -7
Miami +7
49ers +3
betting 50 to make 331.18
Food is Love
Especially when you marry into an Italian-American family. When I visit the wife’s family for thanksgiving they are going to stuff me like a hog, and I eagerly await the food sweats that will result. For my part I will arrive bearing:
Two lbs of homemade calabrese salami
One gallon fresh caramel corn from Pittsburg Popcorn Co.
Two bottles Boyd and Blair vodka
One large jar of kimchi...
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Brooklyn Glutton: THANKSGIVING OUT! →
brooklynglutton:
Let’s not get into all of the possible reasons why you might be spending Thanksgiving in a restaurant this year. Whatever the reason, if you find yourself dining out on Turkey Day, you owe it to yourself to eat well. After all, this is the glutton’s holiday. Here are a few restaurants with…
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Back in the Groove, as it were.
Already today, Moe and I:
Went to The Doughnut Plant for a vanilla bean/jelly donut
Stopped to visit his friends at The Pickle Guys were we split a new pickle and picked up a couple pints for my in-laws
Visited his friend Oscar, who as always gave Moe some cheese
Went to our barber for a straight-razor shave, haircut and facial massage
Got fresh bialys at Kossars
Had an Egg Creme at...
Quick, get Alanis on the phone!
Heard my first Christmas carol of the year. It was a schmaltzy, over-orchestrated version of “White Christmas”.
I was in Kossar’s Bialy Bakery at the time.
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Chantal Kreviazuk Leaving on a Jet Plane
Not a...
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Aw, yeah
Suggested Routes
I-76 E
6 hrs 28 mins / 368.83 miles
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Just because I'm bored
I shot a pic of the “emergency disaster cart”, which I saw in a hospital. It was covered in a white shroud, so I have no idea what was actually on it.
What would be on your emergency disaster cart?
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Mancrush growing
The other night we were out shooting car stunts. We assembled our convoy, which included cars driven by stunt drivers, a large camera crane mounted on a flatbed, and the Movie Star driving a jacked-up 70’s muscle car. We rolled several times, working on closed roads we had the police blocking off.
At one point a completely oblivious civilian couple in a minivan somehow managed to slip...
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You don't care about my picks
Jags -3
Cowboys -5.5
Rams +3
200 to win 1015.94
Profit for the year so far is 847.22
Having doubts about Dallas. Going to safety it:
Jags -3
Bills +5
Rams +3
200 to win 1166.67
Didn’t need the safety after all. Profit for the year is 1,463.16
Fortune Favors The Bold: ninety9: Does anyone... →
brianvan:
ninety9:
Does anyone remember when Tumblr used to be useful?
Well, by “useful” I meant, like, Gawker Comments useful. It was the rail that you could put your ear toward to hear culture coming if you were already intending to be lying in the trackbed. Also, it was a way to find people who…
Meh, join the club. Met my wife on Gawker.
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You don't care about my picks
Jags -3
Cowboys -5.5
Rams +3
200 to win 1015.94
Profit for the year so far is 847.22
Having doubts about Dallas. Going to safety it:
Jags -3
Bills +5
Rams +3
200 to win 1166.67
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You don't care about my picks
Jags -3
Cowboys -5.5
Rams +3
200 to win 1015.94
Profit for the year so far is 847.22
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