Had time to watch it again today and can now give my official review:
You’re in an afterhours club. It’s 5AM and you really should be home. The bartender is a gorgeous blonde chick with dreadlocks and tats. Absolutely juicy body. She’s wearing leather pants. You know she’s a mistake waiting to happen, but you make the mistake anyway. Somehow she doesn’t steal your drugs, or your money. She doesn’t give you the clap, set your apartment on fire, or get you into some drama with her ex-boyfriend. No, instead she makes slow, sweet love to you and caresses your forehead as you fade out. When you wake up the next afternoon she has cleaned your apartment, left you breakfast and a note telling you how wonderful she thinks you are.
That’s the movie.