Alright, fucking kill me; I'm full bougie
Was just bcc’d on an email to my friends local caretaker laying out the following: My friend and his woman (us) I will be up Friday evening; please make sure the main and guest houses are both open no later than five pm. The pool should be heated to 98 degrees. Refrigerators shall be stocked with local beer and soft drinks. Quads fueled up and helmets cleaned. Fireplaces and grill...
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All in the Family →
matt-t: iracane: Shared by Rob Walkoff Walk commenter extraordinaire Matt_T’s condo burned down. Fella lost his cats and his Greg Maddux rookie card. Please keep him in your prayers, folks. A pretty…
One of my heroes
I met Marv Alpert today and got to shake his hand. On second thought that might have been a mistake.
Lawrence Frank is acting in our film today. He told me to keep him in mind for future jobs as he may have a lot of free time after the coming season.
Chatting with Superman
Had a nice talk with Dwight Howard today. He told me that the Cavaliers are “much too prideful” and that all the Cavs pre-game antics and dances really motivated the Magic to beat them. Bastard.
New Post Up
…and it’s the best one yet: http://www.thirteen.org/sites/reel13/category/blog/a-scouting-life/
Peter King mentioned Art Modell as a possible...
Here is my letter to Peter King: Peter, Please, please, please never weaken and consider voting Art Modell into the Hall of Fame. You just cannot do that to me and all of the other loyal Cleveland Browns fans; it would be a slap in the face to each and every one of us. I understand Mr. Modell’s historical significance to the league, and I also understand the many hardships he faced as...
Reaction to hearing "Hello, I Love You" the first...
We were free again, those of us who did not stink of patchouli, believe in the family of man, or eat macrobiotic gruel; those of us who found god-he dressed well-through smack, preferred our sex dirty, and supported our boys in Vietnam because it meant a surplus of left-behind pussy on the home front. Nick Tosches
I just can't get enough
The word itself is deadening: art, a devalued dollar of a word, no longer backed by meaning, as drained of worth as the politicians viability, or the sportscasters awesome. -Nick Tosches
Spoken like a true New Yorker who lives...
I wouldn’t go to 21st Street for a blowjob and a quart of Dewars, even if they sent a limo. -Nick Tosches.