Welcome to New York City part 728
My fiancee Elaine is packing for a trip to some crazy spa in Mexico. Of the 33 items of clothing she laid out on the bed 32 of them were black. The other one was gray.
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Not a big MJ fan...
…but I enjoyed the shit out of “This Is It”.
A Scouting Life continues →
Emails I probably should not share
I just wrote the following about our dog, Moe, and his Halloween costume: “Do you want him to feel silly? He already has self-esteem issues.” Feel free to start punching me in the face at any time.
Convenience store drunk gets the silent treatment →
Jesus, am I really that guy?
We just bought our dog Moe a beautiful Woolrich pet coat. It’s waterproof, moleskin lined, and nicer than the jackets 90% of the kids in this country will wear to school tomorrow. And I love the way it looks on him. To be fair, he’s a rescue who was badly abused before we found him. My take on it is that he deserves whatever we are able to provide for him. Even so, I have my...
In a very crowded restaurant you are going to sit at an empty table, holding three vacant seats while others who, you know, actually have food are standing? When I politely inquire you are going to reply, “No, I’m holding these for my friends” and point to someone waaaaaaay at the end of the line to order food? Look surprised when I laugh, push your stuff aside, and sit down...
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Brilliant clip →
Apparently asking “Is there a seperate line for those of us who aren’t raging queens trying to scam the pharmacist with a bogus perscription” is considered an offensive statement by some people. Who knew?