Had a location try to weasel out on me today and had to drop the hammer. You see, we have a lot of guest stars on our show, so when a government agency got cute I hit them with: “What a shame. The Vice President was really looking forward to working at ******. He’s going to be so disappointed to hear that you can’t get it done in time.” Suddenly things got done.
I have worked all over the place, including but not limited to: New York City, Pittsburgh, Philadelphia, Memphis, Nashville, New Orleans, Baton Rouge, Chicago, Detroit, Cleveland, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Atlanta, Las Vegas, Denver, Reno, Phoenix, Salt Lake City, North and South Carolina, New Mexico, Boston, Cincinnati, and a whole bunch of other places. All I can say is please, no more Cincinnati. For the love of God please, no more Cincinnati.
First smile, first laugh, first time crawling. Harper said her first word this week, which was “airplane”. Had another one today: first time spraying vomit all over the room like a frigging firehose.
"Here’s the thing that I want to say. The reason that I’m popular or the reason that people follow me and there’s been such a buzz around me is when I went out on Saturdays at Texas A&M, I played with an extreme amount of passion and I played with my heart on my sleeve, but more than anything, I had fun. I have fun playing this game. I have fun going out on this field playing football. It’s what I live for. It’s what I do, same way off the field. Whether I’m playing golf, going out having nightlife, whatever it is, I have a lot of fun. That’s what my life is, and luckily for me I’m living out my dream of playing in the NFL having a ton of fun. My dream has come true, and I finally got some time to get some downtime and celebrate that with my family, with my friends. This is the greatest life that I could have ever imagined for me, and I’m loving that. Will I continue to get better being a professional and learn lessons about life? Of course, I’m 21 years old. Age is not an excuse, but I need to mature and I have done some immature things. Moving forward, I’m going to try and mature and get better and handle myself better as a professional. That’s really all I can say about that. My life is incredible. I’m blessed to be in this position. I’m going to have fun each and every day, whether it’s practice, whether it’s training camp, whether it’s during the season going out and playing a game which will be even better, or it’s going out in the offseason or playing golf or hanging out with my family. Life is fun. Enjoy while it’s here."
— Johnny Manziel